*takes your hand*
Where you are in the ship circle is crucial, because you got everybody there.
*points over at a huge ranebow*
You’ve got your Ranebows
*nods at a train going past*
Klaine Train
*hands you a NERF gun*
The “Tweedles are too sexual for their own good, ship them with EVERYONE”-ers
*puts a helmet on your head*
The crack shippers
*points to a tank*
Chustin shippers
*twirls you around*
Datherine supporters
*hands you earplugs as we pass a group of screaming fans*
The Julian-is-a-whore shippers
*pulls you out of the way as a stampede runs back and forth between everything*
Multishippers
*hands you a marshmallow on a stick and leads you to a dragon*
Mine shippers
*covers your ears as the screaming grows louder*
The “can’t they just have an orgy?” believers.
*leads you past a screaming, flailing, chaos ridden, deafeningly loud Gondola with sobbing people, hysterical giggling and frantic panics*
The greatest people you will ever meet…
*points at the anon ship war assholes*
…and the worst.